Western Drama Fan Gifts

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Meet the author"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Nun Fight.

Mikado

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Mama! Aliens.'

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Domestic Pardners

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Cowboy

'If we survive this, you are totally walking home.'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Cattlemans Saloon.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

Uh-oh!

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."