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It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Meet the author"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Nun Fight.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Mikado

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Historic Bank Jobs.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Mama! Aliens.'

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Domestic Pardners

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

And if you help drive the herd all the way to Kansas City, you get to keep one steer for yourself! The first stock option.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'If we survive this, you are totally walking home.'

Cowboy

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Cattlemans Saloon.

Uh-oh!