Welcoming A First Child Gifts

Guessing games!

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

The modern generation!

"His first out-of-body experience."

Madonna of the Pukes.

A young Don King

Santa Claus's Mail

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'A is for Arse.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Yeah, I'm still scared of it too, but the worst part is that it seems to be GROWING...."

"They look so young and helpless."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

Little chef.

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'Guess who's teething?'

"Which one's yours?"

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

'I can't wait to embarrass him when he's a teenager.'