Weekend Recovery Artist Gifts

"Well, we can tackle this now when we're exhausted from the week or wait until Monday when we're exhausted from the weekend."

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'T.M.I.F.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A DIY disaster.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Circus Act

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Getting through the week.

Non-Jet Lag.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

The Walk of Shame

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."