Weekend Entertainer Gifts

'Volunteer?! I thought you said come over and bring the beer!'

"Extreme miming"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Canape?

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Barbecue

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

'Why is it when ever we have guests, you have to go and make a scene?'

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Barry's new George Foreman Grill warned him anytime the meat was being overcooked.

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

Adult Magician

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

"Honey - get the smoke can. The guests are starting to swarm all over the bee hives again."

Sunday Monday

Bumper Puncture Repair Kit.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

A modern test of manhood.

"I love your novelty lawn sprinkler."

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,