Weekend Entertainer Mugs

'Volunteer?! I thought you said come over and bring the beer!'

"Extreme miming"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Canape?

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

Barbecue

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

'Why is it when ever we have guests, you have to go and make a scene?'

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

"Honey - get the smoke can. The guests are starting to swarm all over the bee hives again."

Bumper Puncture Repair Kit.

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

Sunday Monday

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

A modern test of manhood.

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

This company has enough clowns.

"I love your novelty lawn sprinkler."