Weekend Rock Star Mugs

"If you're part time here, what do you do the rest of the time?"

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Culture Saturday

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Friday

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

A DIY disaster.

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Heading off with a packed bag

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Circus Act

Getting through the week.

Non-Jet Lag.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"Have a good weekend!"