Weekend Rock Star Gifts

"If you're part time here, what do you do the rest of the time?"

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Robert Fripp

'T.M.I.F.'

Culture Saturday

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

ZZZZZZZ Top

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Friday

Freddie Mercury

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

A DIY disaster.

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

Heading off with a packed bag

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Jimi Hendrix.

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Circus Act

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'