Guest Entertainer Gifts

'Why is it when ever we have guests, you have to go and make a scene?'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'He does.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"What's your occupation?"

Clown Wife

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'Send in the Clones.'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Children's Entertainer

Clown walks balloon dog

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

Why did I marry that clown?

Raging Bull on Ice

'Seriously folks...'

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

Clown Shaving

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'