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'Why is it when ever we have guests, you have to go and make a scene?'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'He does.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Send in the Clones.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Clown Wife

"What's your occupation?"

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Clown walks balloon dog

Children's Entertainer

Dog Birthdays

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

Why did I marry that clown?

Raging Bull on Ice

Clown walking his balloon dog.

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

'Seriously folks...'