Weekend Recovery Artist Pillows

"Well, we can tackle this now when we're exhausted from the week or wait until Monday when we're exhausted from the weekend."

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Friday

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A DIY disaster.

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Circus Act

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Getting through the week.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Non-Jet Lag.

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"