Weekend Relaxation Enthusiast Pillows

Weekend Warrior

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Taking it easy

Unguided imagery

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Summer Reading Group"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'First of all, relax.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"