Weekend Humor Gifts

'I can't understand why it's still raining, the weekend's over.'

"Orders from the top say that we all have to come in at the weekend to attend a seminar on managing a healthy 'work/life balance.'"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Clubbing

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

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Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

You realize, Harris, if you LIVED here, you'd be home by now.

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'I hear we're beginning to cut back to half weeks.'

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"I've never been so humiliated in my entire week."

"Maybe Dracula wasn't the best one to try this new detergent."

A snowman missing his base begs for change.

"...P.S. Stay off the furniture!"

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent

"This isn't exactly what I mean by 'casual Fridays'."

'Was the interview too early for you?'

'Excuse me, Miss, are you spewing your guts up responsibly?'

'Thank goodness it's Friday!'

'Well, I'm home for the weekend - shall we have the row now or later?'

Giant cat sleeps on a building

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

It's going to be a long evening. Pull up a bed.

"Remember, we still have to complain about these beautiful sixty degree days when it turns seventy."

"This summer let's stay close to home."

"Hammock"

Snowman duel

'Is it Saturday, already?'