Weekend Humor Gifts

'I can't understand why it's still raining, the weekend's over.'

"Orders from the top say that we all have to come in at the weekend to attend a seminar on managing a healthy 'work/life balance.'"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Clubbing

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

You realize, Harris, if you LIVED here, you'd be home by now.

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Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'I hear we're beginning to cut back to half weeks.'

I rest my case, your honor, in celebration of "Casual Defense Friday." ! !

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"I've never been so humiliated in my entire week."

"Maybe Dracula wasn't the best one to try this new detergent."

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

"This isn't exactly what I mean by 'casual Fridays'."

'Was the interview too early for you?'

"...P.S. Stay off the furniture!"

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent

A snowman missing his base begs for change.

'Excuse me, Miss, are you spewing your guts up responsibly?'

'Thank goodness it's Friday!'

It's going to be a long evening. Pull up a bed.

Sir, I seem to have misplaced my toupee. Young man, there's hair in my soup! Thank goodness it's the weekend. There's soup in my hair!

Nooooo! Fall.

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

Giant cat sleeps on a building

'Well, I'm home for the weekend - shall we have the row now or later?'

"Hammock"

'Is it Saturday, already?'

'Me keep thinking it Wednesday.'