Wedding Irony Enthusiasts Gifts

Congratulations

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

End the Winter Blues

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

Just married.

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

"To begin with, he ate most of the wedding cake..."

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

When Female Leopards Marry.

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, but the first minute I saw you I wished you the worst."

'Yes he WILL do all that - I'll see to it!'

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

Hen do!

'...and I promise to love, honor, and take this man for granted until death do we part.'

'No, but you're getting warmer.'