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Congratulations

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

End the Winter Blues

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

When Female Leopards Marry.

"To begin with, he ate most of the wedding cake..."

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

Just married.

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

'Yes he WILL do all that - I'll see to it!'

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

"Don't take this the wrong way, but the first minute I saw you I wished you the worst."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

Hen do!

'...and I promise to love, honor, and take this man for granted until death do we part.'

'No, but you're getting warmer.'

A bride and groom surrounded by cats