Wedding Day Analysts Gifts

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

Wedding disaster #27.

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Preachers with far too much input

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"I'm writig a novel using our marriage as inspiration. It's called, 'This Sucks.'"

'My client does.'

If I ever get married, will you be my best man? I'd be flattered. I'd be flattered too. Huh? HOJ. I look great in a tux. Fine. If I get married, you can be my best man.

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

'Are we breaking up so soon?'

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

"My wife finds it natural to nag, so if you hear that I died of natural causes, you'll know why."

He'd often look back and wonder what went wrong. She'd catch him sometimes and call the police.

'We have a good marriage, but not a marriage made in heaven.'

In Sickness And In Hell

Two brides on wedding cake.

For better or for worse till debt do you part...

A bride and groom playing a double bass

"My wife is all in the eye of the beholder."

'I wear the pants in this family!'

"We could save a lot if we move the wedding to the front yard and document it with the doorbell camera."

'I've fully costed my wedding plans, Daddy.'

"Could you help me pick one that looks nice? I've never been good at that."