Webcasting Gifts

"Marcy's making a live Mother's Day Webcast!"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Dialogue

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Cord cutter

'There's nothing on.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

The First Fire Stick

Live Stream

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

I should probably get out more.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

TV-Man

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Multi-Tasking

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Local News in Heaven

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

"You are still here."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."