Webcasting Pillows

"Marcy's making a live Mother's Day Webcast!"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Dialogue

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Cord cutter

'There's nothing on.'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

I should probably get out more.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

TV-Man

The First Fire Stick

Live Stream

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Multi-Tasking

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Local News in Heaven

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Malcolm Sargent

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."