Weather Exaggerator Gifts

'And it continues to fall! This is the big chill! The wintery whiteout! The new Ice Age! Snowageddon!'

Fishing Tales

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

Captain steering house through flood.

Alarmistclock

Early accounting scandals.

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'...and that's the one that got away!'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

How You Know It's Spring...

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

Global Forecasting Institute

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

'Say, Fred...'

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

"We've got water views again."

'The night cows fell on Alabama.'

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

'You were featured on Rogue Traders'

"When Dennis gets a cold everyone has to know about it"

Backyard salmon farming becomes the newest hobby in Vancouver.

"Hot enough for you?"

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

Man Sledging on his car

"I said it was INSPIRED by a true story."