Weaponry Wits Gifts

"My first choice, of course, is to solve things amicably."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Lovely dovetail."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"But I use all of them!"

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Nuclear Proliferation

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

The Bronze Age of Television

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Ancient Weapons

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

Panzer Hut.

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Really big bang

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

BBC radio one... Please Leave Your Brain at the Door

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

"Can Interest you in something new?"

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"