Wealth Worshipper Gifts

Arlo Smith - Nobody Special But Rich Enough To Build This Statue

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

'It would make me feel insignificant if I didn't make so much money.'

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

Church of the Almighty Dollar, today's sermon, buy low, sell high.

'Money DOES make me happy.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Marilyn's Rushmore

Drive-thru Church

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

Counting dollars

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Money is life's report card."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"