Wealth Worshipper Mugs

Arlo Smith - Nobody Special But Rich Enough To Build This Statue

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

'It would make me feel insignificant if I didn't make so much money.'

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

Church of the Almighty Dollar, today's sermon, buy low, sell high.

'Money DOES make me happy.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Drive-thru Church

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"Money is life's report card."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

Counting dollars

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"Want to trade banks with me?"

Have you hugged your money today?

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'