Wealth Worshiper Gifts

'I like it. It's bigger than life.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

Drive-thru Church

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"Money is life's report card."

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."