Wealth Worshiper Gifts

'I like it. It's bigger than life.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

Drive-thru Church

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Money is life's report card."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'