Water Gymnast Gifts

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'He did it for us.'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

The synchronized shower event.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

"I can't figure out why the 'dog paddle' isn't working for you."

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

"That is six feet."

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'