Water Gymnast Pillows

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'He did it for us.'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

The synchronized shower event.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

"I can't figure out why the 'dog paddle' isn't working for you."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

"That is six feet."

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

In 2012, the Olympics decided to get awesome!