Water Ballerina Gifts

'It's ok they're not in trouble...It's just the ladies formation-swimming team members practicing!'

Ice skater

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Mediation Process

Go jump in the lake!

Take a bow!

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Bow

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

Cinderella

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

The pre-frenzy huddle.

Menace.

'You're dancing horribly! Where's that nimble little squid I saw at audition?'

'They think it's Pavlova.'

Soccer players off the field.

'Since your offense was only a misdemeanor, our firing squad will pummel you with water balloons instead.'

Nosferatutu.

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

Ballet Couple

'Happy birthday, darling!'

Takes a bow...

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

"For our anniversary I bought ballroom prancing lessons."

Man reading 'how to swim' book whilst swimming.

Christmas Ballet Tree.

Ballerina

Lilac Fairy from Sleeping Beauty