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'It's ok they're not in trouble...It's just the ladies formation-swimming team members practicing!'

Ice skater

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Go jump in the lake!

Mediation Process

Take a bow!

Bow

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

Cinderella

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

The pre-frenzy huddle.

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

Menace.

'You're dancing horribly! Where's that nimble little squid I saw at audition?'

'They think it's Pavlova.'

'Since your offense was only a misdemeanor, our firing squad will pummel you with water balloons instead.'

Soccer players off the field.

'Happy birthday, darling!'

Takes a bow...

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

Ballet Couple

Nosferatutu.

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

"For our anniversary I bought ballroom prancing lessons."

Christmas Ballet Tree.

Man reading 'how to swim' book whilst swimming.

Ballerina