Future Ballerina T-Shirts

"Don't trample on a young girl's hopes and dreams, Roy."

Take a bow!

Bow

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Ice skater

Little Princess.

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Mediation Process

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

Cinderella

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

Future Old People

'They think it's Pavlova.'

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

"You should learn how to play the guitar. It'll give you something to fall back on."

Soccer players off the field.

Takes a bow...

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

Ballet Couple

Nosferatutu.

Good parenting.

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

Can You Dance?

Rudy, how come you're not wearing the new uniform? You were serious? You seriously want me to dress like a robot? Of course I do, minion. My nightly perusal of customers' web searches indicates most of them are feeling a bit antisocial lately. They'd probably buy more coffee from a robot than a human. Oh wait ... new web searches coming in. I'm going to need you to dress like a sexy robot. Very bad man.

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

"For our anniversary I bought ballroom prancing lessons."

Little ballerina.

Christmas Ballet Tree.

Dancing Man

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

A pair of chickens tango.