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Tonight: "Ballet." I can't understand it

Ice skater

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

Mediation Process

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Take a bow!

'I can't see my nuts anymore.'

Bow

So close... Yet so far.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

Cinderella

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

Menace.

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

'They think it's Pavlova.'

Soccer players off the field.

Can You Dance?

Takes a bow...

Ballet Couple

Nosferatutu.

Good parenting.

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

'I want to make a happy home for my family, but I have a strong need to pursue my career as an actress. What a painful conflict for me. If I only had someone to talk to about this.'

Christmas Ballet Tree.

'As for me, I've given up on any illusion of ever having children... Look at the odds: There's only one Queen...'

Dancing Man

Ballerina

Lilac Fairy from Sleeping Beauty

Odette cries! Swan Lake