Bathroom Ballerina Gifts

Like so many other unsigned artists. . .Ron's passion was to sing in the nude!

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

His & hers towels.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

The Rural Bidet...

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Cinderella