Bathroom Ballerina Gifts

Like so many other unsigned artists. . .Ron's passion was to sing in the nude!

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

His & hers towels.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Shower curtain call.

Batman tissue dispenser.

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

The Rural Bidet...

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

Religious toilets.

Cinderella

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'