Wasp Warrior Gifts

Bees v Wasps

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Baby on board.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Save the river.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'No surf?'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

Ski Surfing

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Meet the People of the Internet

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"We're out of bags."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Senior citizen surfing.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'