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Bees v Wasps

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'No surf?'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

Ski Surfing

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"We're out of bags."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Meet the People of the Internet

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Senior citizen surfing.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'