Washing Machine Aficionado Gifts

'A bit like Alastair Campbell, it's completed it's spin cycle!'

Moses separating his Laundry.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Santa's wash day.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Crane fishing

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

How it started: How it's going

"On your mark! Get set!"

"Hello job security."

"Wish granted. A cafeteria."

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

Superman's laundry

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

The real reason for the pyramids.

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'