Washing Machine Aficionado Pillows

'A bit like Alastair Campbell, it's completed it's spin cycle!'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Santa's wash day.

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

"Hello job security."

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

How it started: How it's going

"On your mark! Get set!"

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

The real reason for the pyramids.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

Man checks the gears in his chest.

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."