Clean Machine Enthusiast Gifts

Why Uncle Abe Still Lives Alone"You call that clean?"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Sweep the board.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Crane fishing

Dust Bunny

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

"On your mark! Get set!"

Floor Cleaner

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Carpet Cleaner.

"Hello job security."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

'They say he came to clean up the town.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

On the house