Clean Machine Enthusiast Prints

Why Uncle Abe Still Lives Alone"You call that clean?"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Sweep the board.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Cleaning up space junk.

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Floor Cleaner

"On your mark! Get set!"

Carpet Cleaner.

"Hello job security."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

Hospital Cleaning.

"Clean your specs, lady?"

Bagging the Chipmunk

On the house