Warm Weather Prepper Gifts

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Santa's wash day.

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

Emergency Underpants

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Disasters

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

How to save on your heating bill...

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

"What's this stench?! You know you're not supposed to store perishable items for winter right?!"

'Holiday insanity helpline.'

"I'm getting a snack. Want me to dig up anything for you while I'm out?"

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

Weather is getting bad. . . what you need in your car for winter driver and emergencies...

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

"I'm willing to relocate ... to somewhere sunny?"

How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'

Holiday Shopping

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

Health food - salt substitute