Warm Weather Prepper Pillows

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Santa's wash day.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Emergency Underpants

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

Disasters

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

How to save on your heating bill...

"What's this stench?! You know you're not supposed to store perishable items for winter right?!"

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

'Holiday insanity helpline.'

Weather is getting bad. . . what you need in your car for winter driver and emergencies...

"I'm willing to relocate ... to somewhere sunny?"

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

"I'm getting a snack. Want me to dig up anything for you while I'm out?"

How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'

Health food - salt substitute

Newspaper headlines before and after Christmas.

Migratory Bird Decides Not to Migrate.

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.