Rainy Day Preppers Pillows

'It's the climate controlled mall shopping... I never saved for a rainy day!'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Protest

I hate monday mornings.

"May I welcome you all to our morale boosting office outing!"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Sleepwalking to work.

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

'Storm'

Disasters

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Umbrella Roof

'How many 'fun filled days' did you say you'd booked for us on this holiday?'

Cross Umbrella

Dog with an umbrella on a harness.

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'It rained all week and they had to stay inside at recess and draw.'

'My mom said not to get water in my boots.'

All set for the summer holiday!

Consols at 90 - Man in a good mood

Hotdish.

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

"It's getting worse!"

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"