Wargaming Gifts

"It's back!"

Irish Rebellion 1798 - Successful Defence of Rev McGhee's Home Against Rebels

Grant's Overland Campaign: Artillery Bombardment of Petersburg

'It's an urban warfare camouflage uniform.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Putin and Zelensky

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Soldier armed with a pen.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

A Rifle Competition in the North

"Hot Pocket"

The Use of Cavalry

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

American's Funniest Invasion Strategies.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Low Noon.

The Sinking of the Moskva

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'