Warhammer Gifts

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Morning, all!"

Low-Energy Drinks

What My Day Feels Like

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Putin and Zelensky

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

That's What Happens

Soldier armed with a pen.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'He's an expendable.'

Signs of Stress

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"What's this I hear about you not having an ulcer?"

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Man carrying his boss.

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."