'I'm always happy to be taking incoming fire with no available support. . . as long as I know the table tennis tournament will be well protected.'
War Zone Sportsman Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the energetic spirit of war zone sports fans? Our collection features hilarious and bold items perfect for outdoor enthusiasts and competitive players alike. Whether it's a tough game or a playful skirmish, these products add a humorous edge to any sports-related occasion. Find something that resonates with their adventurous and competitive side, inspiring smiles and high-fives.
'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'
'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'
"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."
"Buy him a pint and he'll tell you about the blitz, buy him three and he'll re-enact it"
"The British are coming. Just sayin'."
"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."
"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."
01/08/45
'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'
Clearing up medals.
"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."
Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale
Safety last.
Remembering All The American Idols.
George Smith Patton
'That one's for being a very brave boy!'
'This one is for not stirring up global tensions with anything I say in TV interviews.'
Nancy Wake -French resistance fighter WW11
'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'
And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.
Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.
"How was your day, dear?"
Seriously? Boom! Pow, pow, pow!
"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"
"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."
"You could say I'm a war veteran. I'm a retired junior high teacher."
"This is a much better war then the war to end all wars."
The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.
'You're going to have to find a way of avoiding those fast serves!'
World War II - Stalag 541 escape club reunion annual dinner.
Blood on their Hands
For service to services...
'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'
'Anyone want to learn how to do a leg sweep? How about a roundhouse kick? it's ok, your parents know who I am!'
War Zone Sportsman Gifts Collection
War Zone Sportsman Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs crafted for war zone sports fans—perfect for those energetic mornings or as a bold gift for the game lover.
War Zone Sportsman Pillows
Find playful pillows designed for fans of competitive sports and high-energy adventures—great for adding personality to any space.
War Zone Sportsman Prints
Check out our striking prints that capture the thrilling chaos of war zone sports—perfect for decorating any sports enthusiast’s home or office.
War Zone Sportsman T-Shirts
Discover our range of T-shirts tailored for the war zone sports enthusiast—ideal for casual outings, game days, or just flaunting their sporty attitude.