Homebound Sportsman Gifts

Home golfing

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

'You're pregnant?'

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

Teaching from Home

Baseball team emerging from hibernation

'It's alright for you - you're going home today!'

Ghost in Goal

"It looks like distance learning didn't go so well for the Smiths this year."

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

"Of course I was forgetting you've got a jigsaw to finish and a light bulb to change in the toilet!!"

'I'll say this for it - It keeps him out of the house.'

Castaway uses a solar panel to watch TV.

"Batter up..."

'I'm always happy to be taking incoming fire with no available support. . . as long as I know the table tennis tournament will be well protected.'

The honeymoon was great. We never left the hotel room.

Parents everywhere: There's no shelter in place.

Agoraphobic activists do what they can to help save the rain forest.

Teleworking and face to face work

Putting Practice - better than golfer on TV.

Golfing across the islands.

I was going crazy at home. It's nice to be back here. You went from climbing the walls to climbing the walls.

Work from home

Grim Reaper's caddy hands him the correct scythe from a golf bag of different scythes

Doctor has put a golfing glove not a surgical glove on.

'Would you care for a number three cane, Mr Nicklaus?'

Sporting dreams

"He got so desperate to watch sports, he's resorted to watching the dog play with his ball."