War Zone Gifts

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

"Here as on a darkling plain swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight, where ignorant armies clash by night, Matthew Arnold, Fox News, Channel Five."

'I found it on Craig's List.'

Safety last.

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

"How was your day, dear?"

Injured soldier receives first aid.

'I've been extremely worried about our prospects of survival since the brontosauruses go nuclear weapons.'

The USA Peace Dove Choosing War

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

'It's the end, McEvoy - no tank can take on a German Vagina Dentata!'

'At least never knowing who's a friendly should prepare me for a career in business.'

Prussian Siege of Paris, 1870

'It's no big deal - Scotland is just out of compliance again.'

"So you turned off the power, huh?"

'I think it's about time McFergle retired -- he remembers the Lusitania.'

Think tank: 'I think therefore I blow stuff up!'

Napoleon and Josephine

'Mercy, no, Mr Jackson, that's just Corky's way of saying hello.'

"Did you remember to put on clean underwear?"

"But we're mostly just fighting for future generations who refuse to wear a mask."

Man's aching body makes all the noise in the library.

Peninsular War: French Surrender to Spanish at Baylen