Deployment To War Zone Gifts

"Postwar is hell."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Christmas Eve during the Civil War

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

War and Death.

'I found it on Craig's List.'

"I bet you miss your brother."

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

"We gave our lives in Afghanistan for some totally incompetent politicians. . ."

Soldier With Post Stickers On His Helmet.

The Winds of War

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

'I don't know which will come first.. retirement or draft?'

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

Injured soldier receives first aid.

'I've been extremely worried about our prospects of survival since the brontosauruses go nuclear weapons.'

The USA Peace Dove Choosing War