Military Deployment Gifts

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

War and Death.

US Soldiers Lost in Kabul Airport Attack

"I bet you miss your brother."

'After your recent antics Harry, we thought it was best you go with the Commandos!'

How the ducks in Iraq go lame: 'I hope they don't ship me to Walter Reed.'

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'At least I've got two weeks leave in Peckham to look forward to.'

"Are you sure these are regulation? It's for a lieutenant stationed at 90 Church Street."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"Worst case of projectile dysfunction I've ever seen!"

"How long has your brother been in Iraq, Nora?"

Christmas Eve during the Civil War

Heroes of the Afghan War

Non-Combat Troops in Iraq

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Postwar is hell."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Military Medals

God's Subcontractors

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Monuments

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."