Returning Home From Deployment Gifts

"Postwar is hell."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Did you miss me?

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

The journey's end

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

Right Here

"This is the best news."

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'Honey, I'm home!'

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

'Don't worry about me, mom, I'll be fine as long as you keep working!'

"It sure is great to have you back for a while at the mother ship."

"We gave our lives in Afghanistan for some totally incompetent politicians. . ."

Soldier With Post Stickers On His Helmet.

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"