Military Deployment Anniversary Gifts

'I don't know which will come first.. retirement or draft?'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

Pearly King and Queen

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Defence Cutbacks.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Veterans Day US

"I propose we build a panic room."

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

"Lemming Boot Camp"

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

Christmas Eve during the Civil War

"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."

"Great launch party"

"I bet you miss your brother."

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

War and Death.

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

Remembering All The American Idols.

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

Soldier With Post Stickers On His Helmet.