Wall Street Wiz Gifts

Looking for a gift for a Wall Street Wiz? Discover clever, financially inspired products that celebrate their market mastery. Ideal for traders, investors, or finance enthusiasts who love to show off their savvy with humor and style.

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"When I pass away, don't make the announcement until after the closing bell so as not to affect the stock market."

"When I pass away, don't make the announcement until after the closing bell so as not to affect the stock market." mockup

"When I pass away, don't make the announcement until after the closing bell so as not to affect the stock market."

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"I'm not saying I wasn't startled by the market's drop, but, remember, I was around in '87 for the real thing."

"I'm not saying I wasn't startled by the market's drop, but, remember, I was around in '87 for the real thing." mockup

"I'm not saying I wasn't startled by the market's drop, but, remember, I was around in '87 for the real thing."

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"I'm not sure exactly what Brund does on Wall Street, but it has to do with chasing the almighty buck."

"I'm not sure exactly what Brund does on Wall Street, but it has to do with chasing the almighty buck." mockup

"I'm not sure exactly what Brund does on Wall Street, but it has to do with chasing the almighty buck."

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The day the stock market went UP. mockup

The day the stock market went UP.

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"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!" mockup

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

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"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin." mockup

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

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"What's a debenture?"

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Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in! mockup

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

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"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it." mockup

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

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"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas." mockup

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

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'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.' mockup

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

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Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

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"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..." mockup

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

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Soaring Profits

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Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank. mockup

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

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Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis. mockup

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

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'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.' mockup

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

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STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets mockup

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

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'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.' mockup

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

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Dow Jones drop

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A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high. mockup

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

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Money exchange

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Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator. mockup

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

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I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

I want to make this company green the old fashion way... mockup

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

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"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades." mockup

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

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"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money." mockup

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

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"What comes after zillion?"

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"Now that's how to declare a dividend!" mockup

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

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'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.' mockup

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

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Business News.

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"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?" mockup

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

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"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

"Let's see now. This one goes right here." mockup

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

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"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low." mockup

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

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'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

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'Wait a minute....!

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Wall Street Wiz Gifts Collection

Wall Street Wiz Mugs

Explore our collection of Wall Street Wiz mugs—perfect for keeping their coffee hot and their finance jokes even hotter.

Wall Street Wiz Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with witty Wall Street designs—perfect for their workspace or living room.

Wall Street Wiz Prints

Browse our Wall Street Wiz art prints—ideal for inspiring their trading day with a touch of clever decor.

Wall Street Wiz T-Shirts

Check out our finance-themed t-shirts—great for showcasing their Wall Street wisdom in style and comfort.