Waistline Watcher Gifts

Looking for a fun way to motivate or tease the waistline watcher in your life? Our collection of clever and humorous items embraces the journey of staying mindful about evoking smiles and encouragement alike. Perfect for active friends or those who just enjoy a good laugh about their dietary endeavors.

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'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'

'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.' mockup

'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'

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Shrink

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"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?" mockup

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

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How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill... mockup

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

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"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!" mockup

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

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Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast mockup

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

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"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories." mockup

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

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"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu." mockup

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

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'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.' mockup

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

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"Wow - Heavy, man"

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'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain). mockup

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

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Squirrel on the beach

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'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.' mockup

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

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"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading." mockup

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

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'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.' mockup

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

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'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...' mockup

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

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"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away." mockup

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

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'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

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"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!" mockup

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

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'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.' mockup

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

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Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales. mockup

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

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Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons mockup

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

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'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?' mockup

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

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'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.' mockup

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

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'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.' mockup

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

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"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

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Fat man on scales.

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"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet." mockup

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

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'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.'' mockup

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

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'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.' mockup

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

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Scales

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"Thanks again, kid!"

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'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!' mockup

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

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No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture. mockup

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

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Tsunami Evac Route

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Waistline Watcher Gifts Collection

Waistline Watcher Mugs

Explore our collection of waistline watcher mugs and bring a daily dose of humor to their morning routine.

Waistline Watcher Pillows

Check out our waistline watcher pillows to add a humorous and cozy element to any home or gym space.

Waistline Watcher Prints

Browse our witty prints celebrating waistline watchers and inspire smiles with every glance.

Waistline Watcher T-Shirts

Discover our funny and motivational waistline watcher t-shirts, perfect for workouts or casual days when humor is the best medicine.